SCIENCE... is currently dead at the moment

important: bees

[preferably to be ask blog and mock up of "actual fictional characters running Twitter account" - runs by 1milliondeadwilsons - updates whenever feel witty

m!a - everything is covered with bees. just get rid of them already i'm so sick of these bees nesting in my hair and Wes replacing shampoo with honey]

184gd:

full scale actualwilson

oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilsoneater:

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If anyones wondering how the Wilson Games are going so far.

so in conclusion for the games i’m going to vote for myself

this picture of me is not relevant but it is also relevant

wolsin:

actualwilson:

wolsin:

actualwilson:

why can’t the Wilsons vote for themselves. vote for peace vote for happiness and vote for their way back home

" My vote is for science. Basically the same thing as what you’re asking for."

wait another me where can i vote for science

For now, I’m voting for the robot. He’s walking science! 

I suppose we could also vote for ourselves too. We’re technically science embodied, right? 

well friend you may be right

i’m voting for myself

askwilliamcarter:

actualwilson:

actualwilson:

also i should make up for all of those voting talks with my puns since i do believe most of my fans would be really confused right now about what’s happening

ahem

Willow
Wilhigh

Wilflytothesky

Shakes head.

William Neeson

actualwilson:

also i should make up for all of those voting talks with my puns since i do believe most of my fans would be really confused right now about what’s happening

ahem

Willow
Wilhigh

Wilflytothesky

also i should make up for all of those voting talks with my puns since i do believe most of my fans would be really confused right now about what’s happening

ahem

wolsin:

actualwilson:

why can’t the Wilsons vote for themselves. vote for peace vote for happiness and vote for their way back home

" My vote is for science. Basically the same thing as what you’re asking for."

wait another me where can i vote for science

thesoullessautomaton:

big-bad-wilson:

thesoullessautomaton:

allsnotwellwithmaxwell:

"Well, I can’t deny it. But I don’t, and you should all be thankful for that!”

" YES, WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT."

" IF YOU COULD NOT TELL,DEMON, THAT WAS SARCASM."

" AS IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR PETS TO DO IT FOR YOU ANYWAY.  IT DOES NOT COUNT IF YOU DO NOT KILL THEM WITH YOUR HANDS, CORRECT?"

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Secretly votes for the robot.

"Oh I’m sure you don’t need any threats to get Wilsons on your side."

*turns head from Maxwell to look at Wilson*

" WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?"