SCIENCE is alive SCIENCE is well

important: bees

[preferably to be ask blog and mock up of "actual fictional characters running Twitter account" - runs by 1milliondeadwilsons - updates whenever feel witty

m!a - NO MORE BEES]

1milliondeadwilsons:

what if actually Willow is surviving on the island wearing high heels all the time

big-bad-wilson:

actualwilson:

big-bad-wilson:

#Bbwilson just approves more that hes a loser

You are going to be my first victim. Enjoy being a second class vampire, you sad carrot!

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Don’t be surprised when you wake up and find me in that costume with you.

big-bad-wilson:

#Bbwilson just approves more that hes a loser

You are going to be my first victim. Enjoy being a second class vampire, you sad carrot!

1milliondeadwilsons:

Wes’ balloons are actually covered in BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

(via salpay)

1milliondeadwilsons:

what if five nights at freddy’s au for don’t starve it’s wx-78 doing the night shift instead of being one of the animatronics

1milliondeadwilsons:

live from faculty of gentleman engineering

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You should have a huge orgy with the thousands of Wilsons in the Tumblrverse
actualwilson actualwilson Said:

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skegleton:

skeglett:

hey! so, as y’all know, class is in session! and of course i’m getting pretty busy, and had to close my official big commissions for the term. unfortunately, money’s still kinda tight, and the job search hasn’t entirely been in my favor.

SO! ive decided to open sketch commissions, since they’re pretty easy to pump out, even with all my other assignments. 4 slots will be open from thursday to sunday, every week (unless specified). a lil more info under the cut

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yoo hi check this out. i got an interview at the library next week, but it’s not 110% secured. i need like $40 a month at LEAST for prescriptions, and also other money for food and school also. but my meds r the biggest concern rn.

pls boost if u can i love u!! :*

(via bigbadwulfgang)

1milliondeadwilsons:

184gd:

184gd:

  • how do i grow beard as science tutorial man
  • how do i set fire as pigtails haired girl scout
  • how do i stay strong as mustache stripe wetsuit
  • how do i increase stats as bald robot
  • how do i summon ghost twin as playable ghost twin
  • how do i become furry as canadian woodcutter
  • how do i read books as school librarian
  • how do i befriend spider as spiderboy
  • why i can only eat meat as ginger hair val hallen

bonus

  • how do i summon shadows as old business man

I KNEW IT I FUCKING FORGOT SOMEONE WHILE I WAS HITTING THE POST BUTTON

OHM 1 : 0 WES

how do i survive as white faced french man?
how do i speak as french aerobics instructor

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