SCIENCE is alive SCIENCE is well

important: bees

[preferably to be ask blog and mock up of "actual fictional characters running Twitter account" - runs by 1milliondeadwilsons - updates whenever feel witty

m!a - NO MORE BEES]

1milliondeadwilsons:

it only take one letter to turn mimes into memes

1milliondeadwilsons:

what if Wes is the Dragonborn

1milliondeadwilsons:

i have to make a mod with actualwilson face and join public servers only to type bad puns

Asker Anonymous Asks:
m!a. no more bees. bees have left. leaving one tiny bee behind. tiny bee is friend.
actualwilson actualwilson Said:

1milliondeadwilsons:

wes is not even real he’s just a name and concept for certain direction

1milliondeadwilsons:

a magician never reveal his secret [camera pans into Maxwell] [he does a glamorous winking pose like in cosmetic ads]

big-bad-wilson:

actualwilson said: this is beestiality and unacceptable my friend i think you should go back to your giant soulmate over there

image

We are no longer friends now.

pRAISE MENDEL. LISTEN HERE DEERCLOPS oneeyedtwohornedwhitewilsoneater DO COME AND TAKE YOUR SOULMATE AWAY FROM ME

Asker kay-ember Asks:
*smiles* So glad to see you back in action!
actualwilson actualwilson Said:

actualwilson never dies

actually everyone on the island never dies we just suffer eternally